[livejournal.com profile] cristalia 6:19 pm: Does getting sushi two nights in a row make me a bad person?
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia 6:19 pm: I am sleepy and achy and crave the flesh of beasts and fishies.
[livejournal.com profile] stillsostrange 6:19 pm: Are you eating endangered fishes?
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia 6:19 pm: No, only the regular kind.
[livejournal.com profile] stillsostrange 6:19 pm: Then I think it's morally acceptable.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia 6:19 pm: Thank you.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia 6:23 pm: I will mix it up and get short ribs too, thus lowering my fish-eating footprint.
[livejournal.com profile] kafkonia 6:24 pm: Ribs and sushi? Happy Channukah!
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia 6:24 pm: That's how I roll.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (8:09:14 PM): Dashiell Hammett has solved my plotting problem.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (8:09:17 PM): There is nothing he can't do.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala (8:09:55 PM): He's like Chuck Norris
[livejournal.com profile] stillsostrange (8:09:57 PM): Can he fix my scene?
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (8:10:01 PM): I'm sure he could.
[livejournal.com profile] stillnotbored (8:10:14 PM): Can he finish my book while I work?
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (8:10:33 PM): (Dashiell Hammett's tears cure cancer, but he's written in omni objective so you never know if he's crying on the inside.)


I read The Maltese Falcon this week. I am not over the ways in which that book is completely fucking awesome and I hope to never be over it. And yes, I picked up The Thin Man this afternoon.

This has been not a book report, but a *glee*.
leahbobet: (bat signal)
[livejournal.com profile] stillsostrange (8:13:04 PM): I need to figure out what Our Intrepid Heroes could find in the spooky ruined castle before they get attacked by birds.
[livejournal.com profile] kafkonia (8:13:49 PM): A Rod of Lordly Might.
[livejournal.com profile] kafkonia (8:15:25 PM): I just love the Rod of Lordly Might for being the most phallic magic item ever.
[livejournal.com profile] tanaise (8:15:44 PM): Jamie, you love it because you are the patriarchy.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (8:16:47 PM): I have this theory that it's not that kind of might.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (8:16:56 PM): That it's like the Rod of Lordly Maybe kind of might.
[livejournal.com profile] kafkonia (8:17:53 PM): Whatever might it is, when you handle it properly it gets longer and it grows a pair of balls.
[livejournal.com profile] kafkonia (8:17:57 PM): You tell me that's not phallic.
[livejournal.com profile] stillsostrange (8:18:38 PM): The patriarchy produces about 98.5% of all phallus love.
[livejournal.com profile] stillsostrange (8:18:51 PM): Everyone else thinks they're kind of...well, okay.
[livejournal.com profile] kafkonia (8:18:55 PM): Well, we've got it to hand.
[livejournal.com profile] kafkonia (8:19:11 PM): To be fair, the Century Worm is kinda nasty.
[livejournal.com profile] kafkonia (8:19:20 PM): (And pairs well with the Tunnel Terror.)
[livejournal.com profile] stillsostrange (8:20:16 PM): ...
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (8:20:22 PM): ...
[livejournal.com profile] kafkonia (8:20:32 PM): Century Worm: http://www.hordelings.com/cache/7296ddc53e4c12857ee65cf5ce56f166_0x-1x0.png
[livejournal.com profile] stillsostrange (8:20:33 PM): Is there a Chalice of Unsubtle Symbolism, too?
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (8:20:34 PM): I do not want any Century Worm in my Tunnel Terror, thanks.
[livejournal.com profile] kafkonia (8:21:16 PM): Tunnel Terror: http://www.iwozhere.com/SRD/images/88268_620_159.jpg
[livejournal.com profile] kafkonia (8:21:24 PM): Note the clitor-- er, tentacle near the top.
[livejournal.com profile] kafkonia (8:22:01 PM): Amanda, I believe you're looking for the portable hole.
[livejournal.com profile] kafkonia (8:22:08 PM): *prepares for bucketing*
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (8:22:24 PM): Most D&D guys are.


See?

Now go to your room.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala (9:44:13 PM): Would Jamie Hyneman be as peculiarly attractive without access to C4? Discuss.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (9:44:19 PM): Hrm.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (9:44:25 PM): Does he still have power tools?
[livejournal.com profile] stillsostrange (9:44:43 PM): He would still be hypercompentent without the C4, I think.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala (9:44:45 PM): I'm gonna say yes.
[livejournal.com profile] stillsostrange (9:44:46 PM): so probably.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (9:44:50 PM): Then I too say yes.
[livejournal.com profile] kennethrapp (9:45:06 PM): yes.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala (9:45:12 PM): He could still have 30,000 match heads.
[livejournal.com profile] stillnotbored (9:45:21 PM): 0.0
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (9:45:25 PM): Even if he didn't, I'm sure he could get them.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (9:45:49 PM): Through some plan that requires only unflappability and a conspicuous moustache.
[livejournal.com profile] kennethrapp (9:45:59 PM): He could find a way to blow up a car using a cheese sandwich and a box of pencils.
[livejournal.com profile] kennethrapp (9:47:23 PM): And some secret Navy trick he doesn't discuss on camera.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala (9:47:45 PM): "I love it when common materials are dangerous."
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala (9:47:51 PM): Yep, Jamie would still be hot.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (9:47:53 PM): o.o
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (9:47:57 PM): yeah, that's hot.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala (9:48:09 PM): He has 30,000 match heads!
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (9:48:10 PM): (He's like Minnesotan Batman.)
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala (9:48:14 PM): He's gonna blow some shit up!
[livejournal.com profile] katallen (11:54:23 PM): You know, I really wish people would stop using phrases like Darwin in action... Darwin really wasn't a particularly murderous person.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:54:30 PM): Action Darwin!
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:54:36 PM): With kung fu monograph grip!
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala (11:54:45 PM): with kung fu evolution gr--
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala (11:54:49 PM): ahem
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:54:53 PM): hee.
[livejournal.com profile] kafkonia (11:55:01 PM): Kung fu opposable thumb?
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:55:12 PM): WATCH Action Darwin give papers to naturalist societies!
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:55:29 PM): SAIL Action Darwin with the HMS Beagle playset!
[livejournal.com profile] katallen (11:55:34 PM): WATCH Action Darwin take decades to make his mind up to publish!
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:55:50 PM): GROOM Action Darwin's copious beard!
[livejournal.com profile] kafkonia (11:56:09 PM): Also available: Action Darwin's Galapagos Tortoise! Limited edition!
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:56:21 PM): (tortoise not to scale.)


[livejournal.com profile] kafkonia (12:01:39 AM): (Action Darwin is not suitable for children under 5 or creationists.)
leahbobet: (milk?)
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (5:33:03 PM): (Iggy informs us that he's a punk rocker yes he is.)
[livejournal.com profile] stillnotbored (5:35:37 PM): I thought Sheena was a punk rocker.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (5:36:14 PM): Iggy says him too.
[livejournal.com profile] stillnotbored (5:36:27 PM): I can deal with that.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala (5:37:11 PM): Iggy was there first.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala (5:37:15 PM): Sheena's a copycat.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (5:37:18 PM): hee
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala (5:37:27 PM): Besides, she has no subject position.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala (5:37:32 PM): How do we know what she thinks?
[livejournal.com profile] stillnotbored (5:37:50 PM): Joey told me.
[livejournal.com profile] stillnotbored (5:37:56 PM): I took his word.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala (5:38:00 PM): See?
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala (5:38:18 PM): We need Sheena's self-identification.

[Poll #1369536]
[livejournal.com profile] jmeadows (7:34:59 PM): *destroys bad writing*
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (7:35:13 PM): *manuscripts worldwide suddenly burst into flame*
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (7:35:19 PM): *author shock!*
[livejournal.com profile] jmeadows (7:35:23 PM): *spits coffee*
[livejournal.com profile] stillnotbored (7:35:32 PM): *wails of anguish*
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (7:35:45 PM): *wholesale conflagration in entire bookstore departments*
[livejournal.com profile] stillnotbored (7:36:12 PM): *manga sales skyrocket*
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (7:36:28 PM): *at least, those that aren't on fire*
[livejournal.com profile] jmeadows (7:36:54 PM): *has THIS MUCH chatloff*
[livejournal.com profile] stillnotbored (7:36:55 PM): *urban fantasy becomes extinct in a day*
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (7:37:37 PM): *surviving in-print authors wander a postapocalyptic wilderness, shivving each other for tinned food and readership*
[livejournal.com profile] stillnotbored (7:38:07 PM): *agents become warlords, ruling small bands of followers*
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala (7:38:20 PM): So how is this an alternate reality?
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:39:25 PM): watching this doc on gay porn.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:39:30 PM): the really old ones.. it's funny what their workarounds were.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:39:34 PM): they couldn't really show actual gay SEX. so.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:39:36 PM): "fitness" films.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:39:41 PM): heee
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:39:46 PM): one guy holding another guy's thighs as he does situps.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:39:49 PM): nekkid musclebound guys!
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:39:50 PM): ...aaaaaaand they're both naked.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:39:53 PM): ...
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:39:57 PM): it's kind of awesome.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:40:00 PM): that's so not subtle.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:40:11 PM): not one bit. one of thes ehsa two guys as "cellmates"
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:40:17 PM): to "relieve tension" they're doing "situps"
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:40:28 PM): and one con instructs the other to take off his pants, so it doesn't lose the crease when he goes before the judge.

[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:41:45 PM): ...
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:41:49 PM): I just realized.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:41:53 PM): hm?
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:41:55 PM): You are a total godless liberal.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:42:00 PM): i am? :/
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:42:01 PM): Barack Obama's speech ---> gay porn.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:42:04 PM): oh.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:42:10 PM): *fires up the coathangers* trifecta!
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:00:12 PM): Also we sold a fuckton of Clockwork Phoenix.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:00:27 PM): And a fuckton of the Rhysling Anthology.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:00:33 PM): even though I did not win the Rhysling Award.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:00:35 PM): But we expected that.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:00:57 PM): oh.. you did?
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:01:00 PM): *puts away crowbar* >.>
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:01:10 PM): then i guess it is live and let live. <.<
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:01:14 PM): *dumps poison in toilet*
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:01:22 PM): heee
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:01:24 PM): yes I did.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia (11:01:33 PM): From the minute I read the rest of the long-form nominees.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:01:38 PM): just FYI i am totally ready to run your career like a protection racket.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:01:48 PM): "if leah doesn't win this award.. well..
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics (11:01:51 PM): who knows what could happen."

...we loves our Partner in Crime. He makes us feel better. *g*
November 1, 2007 Progress Notes:

"Tinker, Tailor"

Words today: 1950.
Words total: 1950.
Reason for stopping: Running out of steam.
Tea: Assam with some chai spice and milk.
Munchies: Mac and cheese.
Exercise: N/A, but there was dancing last night.
Mail: Nomail.

Darling du Jour: There was in the city of Ter'etzlan a great maker of hearts, and his clockworks ground and clanged through the towered night. In that time Ter'etzlan was a harbour; since the world ended its seas have dried up, its people turned their hands to the rearing of horses. But in that time it was a harbour, and the bells and spires and turning of gears drew ships from across the world.

Tyop du Jour: "Tell me what you desire, and I can forget you a new one." It should be forge; I saw it, and it was so very Freudian, and bitterly I did laugh.
Words MS Word Doesn't Know: ungrasping, crowcalls, prickings, stitchable, beesting, sunburnt
Research Roundup: Nothing, actually. Although I had to check the name of the city in the scrap of novel that comes later, when the seas have dried up and the people turn their hands to the rearing of horses.

Mean Things: Heartbreak. The failure of fairytale logic. The inability to make someone stop hurting.
Books in progress: Catherynne M. Valente, The Orphan's Tales: In the Cities of Coin and Spice; textbooks.
The glamour: The liquid eyeliner I used last night will not entirely come off. I look tired, but no tireder than I feel.


The title for this was the right title when I started writing it, but I don't think it is still the right title. I will have to find a new one. We can do that when we stop starting new stories and finish a few of them.

Also, I bought yarn:

[livejournal.com profile] jmeadows: leah, I just saw on your lj how much yarn you ordered
[livejournal.com profile] jmeadows: *cackles*
[livejournal.com profile] katallen: yaaaaaaaaaaarn
[livejournal.com profile] katallen: ahoy!
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: hee.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: three more blue, two sage green, two rose.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: I will not run out of yarn again, oh no.
[livejournal.com profile] katallen: this is how stashes form :-)
[livejournal.com profile] jmeadows: yes...
[livejournal.com profile] tanaise: heh.
[livejournal.com profile] jmeadows: I should send you a picture of my stash
[livejournal.com profile] jmeadows: it grows mighty
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: also, by my reckoning, this should get me to the end of this scarf and then three more scarves.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: by which time I will probably be all ready to learn how to do a thing that isn't a scarf. *g*
[livejournal.com profile] tanaise: where was your "I'll just get one more ball, that will be my treat for next month?"
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: it was weak. we had it killed behind the city.
[livejournal.com profile] tanaise: Thought so.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: also, the shipping upon the yarn was free, so.
[livejournal.com profile] tanaise: FisCon is dead, long live FisCon!
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: we bought (STORY), by the by. :-)
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: Oh, cool.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: after another rewrite and I may tweak with him some more.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: I actually really like the guy, has a sense of humour. *g*
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: here, when he sent it back:
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: "Dear Leah,

I've been burning the midnight oil, but I finally managed to finish the revisions you asked for. I know I told you it might take ten days, but it was my plan all along to shock and amaze you by how much I could beat my self-imposed deadline by. (Scotty on Star Trek figured this one out, too. Ever notice how all his repairs were estimated to take two weeks?)

[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: I was all bahahaha! you're neat!
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: hee
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: yes
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: That's two weeks if he has to do it himself with an Ikea alan wrench
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: heeee
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: if he has his crew, an hour, two tops
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: I wonder if they have Ikea in the 25th century.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: Probably do.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: yes
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: They have the contract for the Federation's furniture.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: you can tell at a glance
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: hee, yes. It's all made with pegs and comes in a box.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: I bet Ikea owns Earth just from the delivery charges.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: That's what they do with spare ensigns.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: "Build this book case."
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: heee
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: Keeps 'em out of trouble between redshirtings
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: I know what I am calling the essay for Bill.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: IM IN UR GENRE SPREADIN GURL COOTIES
[livejournal.com profile] katallen: eeeeeeeeeeeeee
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: *g*
[livejournal.com profile] katallen: ::giggles::
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: LOL
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: Woo!
[livejournal.com profile] stillsostrange: heh
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: Quick, sneeze on some surfaces!
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: I will LICK UR SENSAWUNDA
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: LICK LICK
[livejournal.com profile] katallen: o.o
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: now it is mine
[livejournal.com profile] katallen: and a bit damp
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: damp sensawunda is better than none
[livejournal.com profile] katallen: also... shiny
[livejournal.com profile] katallen: mostly they're just worried about the hardness
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: *snerk*
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: I wonder if they like their sensawundas licked.
[livejournal.com profile] cpolk: i know I do.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: how many licks does it take...
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: *ded*
[livejournal.com profile] katallen: and can they raise their enthusiasm again afterwards
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: they wish
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: when I lick somebody's sensawunda, it stays licked
[livejournal.com profile] katallen: it's the limitations of the gender
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: old weird, new weird...
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: I'm the guy with the tongue.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: I fear well-adjusted people who have never had the codependent fear of being left thing will never get this story.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: ahhhh everyone's had the fear. :-)
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: I just have seven critiquers going "I don't get why she killed him if she loved him"
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: mmmm they are not very imaginative are they. ):<
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: Or aren't doing much self-inspecting.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: No kiddin'.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: They do not do a lot of love stories? I mean stories that explore love.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: I guess not. They keep wanting me to make it like he was going to kill her, or he cheated on her or something.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: That is mundane, people. And easy.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: And cheap.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: No kidding.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: Keep it as is.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: That removes all complexity or.. yeah.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: That's dumb, to be blunt.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: It is.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: This is a story about totally plausible fucked-uppedness and being ruled by your fears or not.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: (i admit slightly kneejerky response to all that.)
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: (ohh?)
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: (that perhaps the chat room does not want to read a story wherein a female character does something unreasonable without having some 'accepted' motive for doing it.)
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: (oh, this was 'shop, not the chat people)
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: (ah, good.)
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: (but yeah, I see that.)
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: (like...it's more palatable if she was striking out against being victimized somehow, not acting on her own steam)
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: (ed zachary.)
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: I deem that crap.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: Or well...not exactly, but in a story what's meant to make people uncomfortable it's a little counterproductive to pull punches that way, retreat into the mundane.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: I consider ghost stories to be largely feminine in nature, and the way she acts and.. I don't know, allows herself to be tormented by it, is quite feminine.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: Doing the victimization thing is a copout.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: 'tis.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: yeah. retaliation for cheating or abuse or something makes it conventional and easy.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: which is sad, that responding to cheating or abuse with murder is 'acceptable,' but there it is.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: It was not a justifiable action and shouldn't be justified.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: that is why she is being haunted.:-)
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: It was wrong. Or she wouldn't be haunted.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: Yes. :-)
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: hee.
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: you are not haunted by ghosts who say "good job!"
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: LOL
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: that'd be awesome.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: *can't breathe laughing*
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: *etched out in steam on mirror" "hey man, good job"
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: "thumbs up from the afterlife"
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: *dead*
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: *affirms you from beyond the grave*
[livejournal.com profile] ringwoodcomics: i imagine it in beavis's conversational tone of "hey man, how's it goin?"
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: Now I must find the rudest word possible for boyspermies.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: ruder than jizm?
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: Yes.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: hmm.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: *contemplates*
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: Do you want gross?
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: Porntastic?
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: Yes.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: Spew.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: Hmm, that could be misconstrued as puke though.
[livejournal.com profile] allochthon: particularly hate "seed" but it's not that porntastic.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: place it in context?
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: (MAN JUICE!)
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=semen
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: The sentence we're looking to fill is, as a listen-don't-talk axiom: "The open mouth gets the (spermies)".
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: have at it
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: Ooh, danke.
[livejournal.com profile] katallen: spooge?
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: spunk?
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: Spunk might work..
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: OH.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: I have a winner
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: "penis pudding"
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: LOL
[livejournal.com profile] katallen: ew
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: Yep.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: I knew that was the winner because I saw it and went "ew."
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: I kind of like "dick dreck," too
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: Okay, scroll down to #7 on urbandictionary.
[livejournal.com profile] cristalia: I'm crying with laughter.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: ...blog this conversation.
[livejournal.com profile] matociquala: I double dog dare you
[livejournal.com profile] katallen: unluckily now my brain has wrapped around pudding... I'm wondering if it's something like haggis

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