Every Action Darwin figure comes complete with LED lightbulb for your own moment of epiphany.

[leahbobet]

katallen (11:54:23 PM): You know, I really wish people would stop using phrases like Darwin in action... Darwin really wasn't a particularly murderous person.
cristalia (11:54:30 PM): Action Darwin!
cristalia (11:54:36 PM): With kung fu monograph grip!
matociquala (11:54:45 PM): with kung fu evolution gr--
matociquala (11:54:49 PM): ahem
cristalia (11:54:53 PM): hee.
kafkonia (11:55:01 PM): Kung fu opposable thumb?
cristalia (11:55:12 PM): WATCH Action Darwin give papers to naturalist societies!
cristalia (11:55:29 PM): SAIL Action Darwin with the HMS Beagle playset!
katallen (11:55:34 PM): WATCH Action Darwin take decades to make his mind up to publish!
cristalia (11:55:50 PM): GROOM Action Darwin's copious beard!
kafkonia (11:56:09 PM): Also available: Action Darwin's Galapagos Tortoise! Limited edition!
cristalia (11:56:21 PM): (tortoise not to scale.)


kafkonia (12:01:39 AM): (Action Darwin is not suitable for children under 5 or creationists.)

Comments

[beatriceeagle.livejournal.com]

...My dad has a Darwin action figure.

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

...ooh. Does he give kung fu action monographs?

[atheilen.livejournal.com]

You guys just MADE MY ENTIRE DAY. Thanks. <3

[olletho.livejournal.com]

Collect the special addition Earthworm and Whelk Addendums?

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

Whelk!

(I just like saying whelk, really.)

[sarcasm-hime.livejournal.com]

I LOLed.