This is why we can't have nice things.

[leahbobet]

stillsostrange (8:13:04 PM): I need to figure out what Our Intrepid Heroes could find in the spooky ruined castle before they get attacked by birds.
kafkonia (8:13:49 PM): A Rod of Lordly Might.
kafkonia (8:15:25 PM): I just love the Rod of Lordly Might for being the most phallic magic item ever.
tanaise (8:15:44 PM): Jamie, you love it because you are the patriarchy.
cristalia (8:16:47 PM): I have this theory that it's not that kind of might.
cristalia (8:16:56 PM): That it's like the Rod of Lordly Maybe kind of might.
kafkonia (8:17:53 PM): Whatever might it is, when you handle it properly it gets longer and it grows a pair of balls.
kafkonia (8:17:57 PM): You tell me that's not phallic.
stillsostrange (8:18:38 PM): The patriarchy produces about 98.5% of all phallus love.
stillsostrange (8:18:51 PM): Everyone else thinks they're kind of...well, okay.
kafkonia (8:18:55 PM): Well, we've got it to hand.
kafkonia (8:19:11 PM): To be fair, the Century Worm is kinda nasty.
kafkonia (8:19:20 PM): (And pairs well with the Tunnel Terror.)
stillsostrange (8:20:16 PM): ...
cristalia (8:20:22 PM): ...
kafkonia (8:20:32 PM): Century Worm: http://www.hordelings.com/cache/7296ddc53e4c12857ee65cf5ce56f166_0x-1x0.png
stillsostrange (8:20:33 PM): Is there a Chalice of Unsubtle Symbolism, too?
cristalia (8:20:34 PM): I do not want any Century Worm in my Tunnel Terror, thanks.
kafkonia (8:21:16 PM): Tunnel Terror: http://www.iwozhere.com/SRD/images/88268_620_159.jpg
kafkonia (8:21:24 PM): Note the clitor-- er, tentacle near the top.
kafkonia (8:22:01 PM): Amanda, I believe you're looking for the portable hole.
kafkonia (8:22:08 PM): *prepares for bucketing*
cristalia (8:22:24 PM): Most D&D guys are.


See?

Now go to your room.

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Oooh, a shiny nickel!! I will name it Phillip.