More things to commend to your attention:

Former Partner In Crime and sometime-collaborator ringwoodcomics has a new project on the go: The Variants, a web series they're calling a "live action webcomic" set in a Dallas comic shop. They've been getting some pretty good buzz, and the second episode of the season is live today. While the first had its bobbles (I think, at least), the second? Is just tight.

It makes the most sense if you start at the beginning, though.

There. Now you have something to do while I start slash-and-burning at my draft.

This is why we can't have nice things.

stillsostrange (8:13:04 PM): I need to figure out what Our Intrepid Heroes could find in the spooky ruined castle before they get attacked by birds.
kafkonia (8:13:49 PM): A Rod of Lordly Might.
kafkonia (8:15:25 PM): I just love the Rod of Lordly Might for being the most phallic magic item ever.
tanaise (8:15:44 PM): Jamie, you love it because you are the patriarchy.
cristalia (8:16:47 PM): I have this theory that it's not that kind of might.
cristalia (8:16:56 PM): That it's like the Rod of Lordly Maybe kind of might.
kafkonia (8:17:53 PM): Whatever might it is, when you handle it properly it gets longer and it grows a pair of balls.
kafkonia (8:17:57 PM): You tell me that's not phallic.
stillsostrange (8:18:38 PM): The patriarchy produces about 98.5% of all phallus love.
stillsostrange (8:18:51 PM): Everyone else thinks they're kind of...well, okay.
kafkonia (8:18:55 PM): Well, we've got it to hand.
kafkonia (8:19:11 PM): To be fair, the Century Worm is kinda nasty.
kafkonia (8:19:20 PM): (And pairs well with the Tunnel Terror.)
stillsostrange (8:20:16 PM): ...
cristalia (8:20:22 PM): ...
kafkonia (8:20:32 PM): Century Worm: http://www.hordelings.com/cache/7296ddc53e4c12857ee65cf5ce56f166_0x-1x0.png
stillsostrange (8:20:33 PM): Is there a Chalice of Unsubtle Symbolism, too?
cristalia (8:20:34 PM): I do not want any Century Worm in my Tunnel Terror, thanks.
kafkonia (8:21:16 PM): Tunnel Terror: http://www.iwozhere.com/SRD/images/88268_620_159.jpg
kafkonia (8:21:24 PM): Note the clitor-- er, tentacle near the top.
kafkonia (8:22:01 PM): Amanda, I believe you're looking for the portable hole.
kafkonia (8:22:08 PM): *prepares for bucketing*
cristalia (8:22:24 PM): Most D&D guys are.


See?

Now go to your room.