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After tonight's meeting of the Federation for Girly Drink Drinkers (partial, but enough for quorum) and a conversation about Wedding Services That Made Us Go WTF, I have made a vow before witnesses:

When I get married, the service will go thusly.

Officiant: Mawwidge. Mawwidge is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwidge, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. And wove, twue wove, wiww fowwow you fowevah--

So tweasuwe youw wove, --

Hot Groom of My Choosing: Skip to the end.

Officiant: And do you, ~~Pwincess Buwwercwup~~ Leah--

Hot Groom: Man and wife! Say man and wife!!

Officiant: Man and wife.

Hot Groom: Escort the bride to the honeymoon suite. I'll be there shortly.

Me: Whee! *skips off to honeymoon suite*

Short, succinct, and inoffensive. Clearly an unqualified win. :D

Current Mood: dorky. and drunk.
Current Music: none

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Justice of the peace, baby!

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Now I'm wondering if there are Justices of The War. Or if there perhaps should be. :P

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