Mawwidge

[leahbobet]

After tonight's meeting of the Federation for Girly Drink Drinkers (partial, but enough for quorum) and a conversation about Wedding Services That Made Us Go WTF, I have made a vow before witnesses:

When I get married, the service will go thusly.

Officiant: Mawwidge. Mawwidge is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwidge, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. And wove, twue wove, wiww fowwow you fowevah--

So tweasuwe youw wove, --

Hot Groom of My Choosing: Skip to the end.

Officiant: And do you, Pwincess Buwwercwup Leah--

Hot Groom: Man and wife! Say man and wife!!

Officiant: Man and wife.

Hot Groom: Escort the bride to the honeymoon suite. I'll be there shortly.

Me: Whee! *skips off to honeymoon suite*


Short, succinct, and inoffensive. Clearly an unqualified win. :D

Comments

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

I have the quite unfortunate suspicion that it's not just that people are mixing which promises they made privately and which publicly but are just in general not clear on what they have promised their spouse and what they feel obligated to do to fulfill those promises.

But short story contracts are mostly legally binding, so that probably should alarm me even more.