Boo.

[leahbobet]

cristalia (12:14:07 AM): I should probably tidy up a bit if they're showing the apartment tomorrow.
cristalia (12:14:09 AM): Alas.
tanaise (12:15:22 AM): or mess it up more strategically.
cristalia (12:16:04 AM): I should leave a note in lipstick on the mirror that says DO NOT LIVE HERE.
tanaise (12:16:38 AM): Lipstick = not drippy enough.
matociquala (12:16:42 AM): heh
matociquala (12:16:50 AM): just arrange to have the mirrors spin and the walls bleed.
tanaise (12:17:05 AM): (like my uterus)
matociquala (12:17:29 AM): maybe the mirrors are the problem, there...
tanaise (12:17:55 AM): Too many or not enough?
matociquala (12:18:00 AM): Any at all?
cristalia (12:18:06 AM): This is actually built on an ancient burial ground.
cristalia (12:18:09 AM): But it's a Baptist one.
cristalia (12:18:13 AM): I don't know if that's scary enough.
kafkonia (12:18:35 AM): The ghosts would be very serious.
tanaise (12:19:07 AM): They would leave very polite notes.
tanaise (12:19:17 AM): and casseroles.
tanaise (12:19:47 AM): "Please consider living elsewhere."
tanaise (12:20:03 AM): "PS 35 minutes at 350."
tanaise (12:20:38 AM): in blood on the living room wall.

Comments

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

The Baptist ghosts have a tendency to elaborate on their "Oooohs," for much longer than other ghosts, though, hours and hours sometimes.

[raecarson.livejournal.com]

HA!

[newroticgirl.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA! Mirrorball uterus <3

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

I'm going to start asking Celia if her uterus ain't no disco or ain't no country club either.

[moon-custafer.livejournal.com]

I like the idea of ghosts that leave casseroles. Are these the sort of Baptists that eventually became Uniteds?

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

I would have to ask Celia. My ranks in Knowledge: Christians are really nonexistent.

(Okay, I do know something about Methodists. I dated one of those.)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_good_kitty/]

lol!
casseroles! with crushed potato chips on top!