BAU PSA!

[leahbobet]

Wow. Via yuki_onna, this is apparently a meme going around:

If you had me alone, locked up in your house, for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you have me/you/us do?

All comments are permanently screened - this is our secret!

That is just made of serial killers there. I didn't even need to watch five seasons of Criminal Minds to figure that one out. O.O

I mean, I appreciate the sneaking curiosity that the question engenders, and the temptation to see who replies with what potentially ooh! oh noes! sexy fun times!*, but...actually, I don't really want to know who here buys their duct tape in the economy pack at Costco.

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(Right now, no matter who asked, the answer would probably be "Send you out to get me some butter chicken." It's freezing out and I don't want to walk two blocks tonight. Yes, sometimes it's just like that.)

(Okay, maybe there'd be some kitchen-cleaning going on too.)

*Which I do not share, come to think of it, because if you can only express your desire for sexy fun times with me in what's basically a fully secret rape situation, icky only begins to cover it and then we're probably not friends anymore.

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[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

Chat. For some more reasonable amount of time than a half-minute hello in a Worldcon hallway. And figure out what seemed amenable by way of prospects to do with the time from there, mutual preferences, skillsets, etc. (There are lots of books here, and many DVDs, some quite good and others soothingly full of lots of explosions. Also some music, boardgames, and one presumes food is available on an order in basis.)

Why is the back of my brain trying to find a way to hack this silly thing into a half-way civilised experience ?

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

Reflex protective mechanism? *g*