Nah nah, why don't you get a dayjob?

[leahbobet]

matociquala: *puts on the Offspring*
cristalia: "when I am slushing I stay in my lane!"
matociquala: That would probably indicate I am gearing up to slush
matociquala: (give it to me baby)
cristalia: "but reading the slush makes me insane"
matociquala: (so if you don't rate, overcompensate)
cristalia: "writers don't you send me no crap 'cause the slightest thing and I just might snap"
cristalia: (guitar!)
matociquala (You know he really doesn't get it anyway)
cristalia: "gonna reject this fucker's ride"
matociquala: LOL
cristalia: Ohhh man we need an editor's fight song.
cristalia: (they say the slush is a dangerous place)
mekkavandexter: hee
cristalia: (subbers are rude, such attitudes, but when I bounce their piece, complaints cease--)
cristalia: (something's odd, 'nother story 'bout God you stupid dumb shit goddman--)
matociquala: MOTHERFUCKER
cristalia: *headbangs!*
matociquala: That is such a therapeutic song
matociquala: (la la la la la la la la la)
matociquala: (then I wonder why she subs to my friends)
cristalia: LOL
matociquala: (well I guess that I should reject all these holds)
matociquala: (but I really think it's better this way)
cristalia: (I won't pay, I won't pay, no waaaay, na na why don't you get a dayjob?)
matociquala: (the more they suffer, the more it shows that they can learn)
matociquala: (right!)
matociquala: (YEAH!)
cristalia: *loffs forever* :-)
matociquala: (late at night, there's slush on my floor)
matociquala: (I'm drunk again and I guess I'm that bored)
sosostris2012: heee
matociquala (Oh I know, I should slush sober but--)
matociquala (It's kind of hard when it's Adam and Eve)
cristalia: (like the latest fashion, like a spreading disease, the kids are subbing on their way to the classroom, sending esubs with the greatest of ease)
sosostris2012: heeee
sosostris2012: (this sub's got a little machine)
cristalia: (hey! man you not SMFing me? take 'em out)
sosostris2012: (you're the sub machine)
matociquala: (when she's saying, I'm writing frame stories with ease)
matociquala: (Then I wonder why she subs to F&SF)
cristalia: *dies*
matociquala: (ooohhh yeah yeah)
matociquala: (SMF)
matociquala: (ooohhh yeah yeah)
cristalia: (heee-ey, don't pay no mind, you're not in SMF you won't be gettin' any time)
cristalia: (hee-eey, please go away!)
matociquala: LOL
matociquala: Leah, blog this.
cristalia: I so will. :D
matociquala: (My friend's got an ezine and I hate that shit)
matociquala: (he's after me to slush every day)
stillnotbored: you guys are killing me
cristalia: (he says "man I really got to lose this slush in the worst kinda way")
matociquala: (he complains he can't get good fucking subs)
cristalia: (to keep IROSF at bay)
matociquala: (I tell him it's cause he don't pay)
cristalia: (he don't pay, he don't pay, no waaay?)
matociquala:(nah nah nah why don't you sell some ads?)
cristalia: LOL
matociquala: (I guess all his money well it isn't enough)
matociquala: (to pay SFWA rates)
cristalia: (he wants for dinero just to pub his friends)
cristalia: (well my friend, you gotta say)
cristalia: (he don't pay, he don't pay, no waaay)
matociquala: Oh god.
stillnotbored: LOL
cristalia: (so if you don't rate, just overcompensate, you can always flame your critics in S-F-W-A)
matociquala: When we first sold the future was bright!
matociquala: The old Clarion class was so alive!
mekkavandexter: (hides under the blanket)
matociquala: Every kid in the Locus spread
matociquala: Was gonna make it big and outa sight
stillnotbored: *dies*
matociquala: Now the workshop list is full of fools
matociquala: The books get bought, but we're deadline hacks
matociquala: Chance is blown!
matociquala: Cover's ass!
matociquala: You'll be stripped!
matociquala: In month three!
cristalia: Still it's hard!
cristalia: Hard to see!
cristalia: Fragile wrists!
cristalia: Shattered knees!
cristalia: GO!
stillnotbored: *can not breathe*
matociquala: (how can one little workshop)
matociquala: (spoil so many lives?)
cristalia: *tries to coallate all these into coherent songs to post* :-)
matociquala: *keyboard solo*
matociquala: Oh god, you don;t even need to edit the next verse.
matociquala: Jamie had a chance, well she really did Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids Mark still lives at home Cause he's got no job
matociquala: He just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot Jay committed suicide Brandon OD'd and died What the hell is going on The cruelest dream, reality
matociquala: You almost don;t need to change the names.
sosostris2012: (all the books come in these places)
sosostris2012: (and the book are all the same)
sosostris2012: (you don't look at their covers, and you don't ask their names)
sosostris2012: (you don't think of them as novels, you don't think of them at all)
sosostris2012: (you keep your mind on the money, keeping your eyes on the keyboard)
sosostris2012: (I'm your hack sf writer, writer for money)
sosostris2012: (do what they pay me to do)
matociquala: (typing on broken glass)
sosostris2012: (I'm your hack sf writer, writer for money, and any old adverb will do)
cristalia: This is so much more fun than actually doing the slush. *g*

Comments

when I go slushing, I stay in my lane...

[cpolk.livejournal.com]

cristalia: (subbers are rude, such attitudes, but when I bounce their piece, complaints cease--)
cristalia: (something's odd, 'nother story 'bout God you stupid dumb shit goddman--)
matociquala: MOTHERFUCKER

okay, we need to sing this really loud in a car somewhere. because I started singing your lyrics along, yelled "MOTHERFUCKER!" and started banging my head.

and my roommate came down to find out what I was swearing at...

Re: when I go slushing, I stay in my lane...

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

Hah!

okay, we need to sing this really loud in a car somewhere.

I am entirely up for that. :D

Re: when I go slushing, I stay in my lane...

[cpolk.livejournal.com]

we'll get bear. she has a car.