Well, the Wand of Wonder, though auspiciously named, is entirely too unreliable to fully capture the magnificence of the phallus. ;) The Rod of Lordly Might, on the other hand, is truly majestic.
As for spells, I prefer "Sticky Saddle" from the Spell Compendium. And then there's Prestidigitation and Mending for when things get a bit out of hand...
And sadly, my comment about the "bag of holding" vs. "bag of devouring" didn't get included. Vagina dentata! *nom nom nom*
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Date: 2009-09-03 01:48 am (UTC)As for spells, I prefer "Sticky Saddle" from the Spell Compendium. And then there's Prestidigitation and Mending for when things get a bit out of hand...
And sadly, my comment about the "bag of holding" vs. "bag of devouring" didn't get included. Vagina dentata! *nom nom nom*