Things I learned about my book's setting while revising, by Leah, Age 27 and six weeks:

[leahbobet]

Safe has Ikea.

Specifically, these.

...yeah. I just work here.

Comments

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

And they sell things for apartments secret underground communities of outcasts and mutants smaller than mine.

[delta-november.livejournal.com]

You can make cheap workbench by taking two of those (ideally the much taller variant) and laying a door across the middle shelves. Gives you a big flat surface, plus lots of storage space on either side.

[kats-kradle.livejournal.com]

Oh I want. I want very, very much

*eyes*

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

Well, talk to the fictional people. I don't have it. *g*

[kats-kradle.livejournal.com]

But I don't can't to fictional people. ;_;

Or are we talking about THE fictional people? I'm confused.

[blackmonkeymage.livejournal.com]

Um, is there some greater significance to this piece of furniture? Why is it amusing?

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

The title of this post will help you.

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

Clues to why this is funny can be found in:

1) The title of the post.
2) The first tag chosen.
3) The first comment thread.

[kats-kradle.livejournal.com]

You're using Earth logic. This is not acceptable.

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

Sorry, it's the only kind we have around here.

[kats-kradle.livejournal.com]

I call you out! I happen to know that there are people using Ass-Backward logic in this very city.

[sora-blue.livejournal.com]

When I give up completely and start writing romance novels Omar shall be one of the names of the characters who work in the Ikea store putting together furniture and fall in lurve. (Making that love on various furniture they have assembled.)

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

Hee. Looking at the OMAR, I hope he brings some cushions. :D

[sora-blue.livejournal.com]

That requires this icon. :D

[seabream.livejournal.com]

Don't suppose they've got meatballs too?

[moon-custafer.livejournal.com]

I can't believe it! How did you manage to import breen?