This is the smallest violin in the world

I forgot what Daylight Savings Time does to me. It gets dark at 5:30 and I get sort of distracted, wilty, despondent, moody, mopey, etc. The waking up to sunlight thing doesn't make up for this, because I do not wake up to sunlight. I wake up to cloudy greyness of doom. I am not entirely sure right now why I live this far north in RainyCrapLand. Must be the food.

Also, I have reached the point of convention-prep where I would rather just stay home and eat cookies in my underwear all weekend.

(This is not a slight on you guys. I know at least five of you will understand that completely.)

If you see me today, please gently force threaten dangle over boiling oil impel me to pack and do my Syntax assignment. And remind me that the apartment doesn't really need to be spotless before I leave.