Donnez-moi les jetteaux de flamme.
Aug. 9th, 2007 11:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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NOT KEEN on being implicated by those racial minorities?
INDIGNANT because you never thought of yourself as The Man?
We can help!
Just tell your entire life story NOW to a woman or person of colour, and our unpaid representatives will evaluate your level of White or Male Privilege, free of charge!
Our foolproof technology and expert staff will validate your ego, assuage your guilt, and tell you how you shouldn't worry or change your behaviour, because really, you're not like those other whites or males.
Don't like the results? Argue and ask again! Our dedicated representatives are on the internet 24/7 for your discomfort-removal convenience, and are handpicked and trained to perform this service for all varieties of white people and men -- even customers who are both male and white!
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