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[leahbobet]

cristalia: Now I must find the rudest word possible for boyspermies.
matociquala: ruder than jizm?
cristalia: Yes.
matociquala: hmm.
matociquala: *contemplates*
matociquala: Do you want gross?
matociquala: Porntastic?
cristalia: Yes.
matociquala: Spew.
cristalia: Hmm, that could be misconstrued as puke though.
allochthon: particularly hate "seed" but it's not that porntastic.
matociquala: place it in context?
matociquala: (MAN JUICE!)
matociquala: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=semen
cristalia: The sentence we're looking to fill is, as a listen-don't-talk axiom: "The open mouth gets the (spermies)".
matociquala: have at it
cristalia: Ooh, danke.
katallen: spooge?
matociquala: spunk?
cristalia: Spunk might work..
matociquala: OH.
matociquala: I have a winner
matociquala: "penis pudding"
cristalia: LOL
katallen: ew
matociquala: Yep.
matociquala: I knew that was the winner because I saw it and went "ew."
matociquala: I kind of like "dick dreck," too
cristalia: Okay, scroll down to #7 on urbandictionary.
cristalia: I'm crying with laughter.
matociquala: ...blog this conversation.
matociquala: I double dog dare you
katallen: unluckily now my brain has wrapped around pudding... I'm wondering if it's something like haggis

Comments

[barbarienne.livejournal.com]

Makes me think of the line in There's Something About Mary that references "baby batter on the brain."

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

I knew there was a reason I didn't see that movie. *g*

[also-huey.livejournal.com]

You're weird, sir.

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

I'm weird, ma'am. *g*

And for this character, only the pudding will do.

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

(psst. Peanuts quote)

http://www.peanutscollectorclub.com/yourewei.gif

Ir Peppermint Patty can be a sir, so can you. *g*

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

*gets it*

Hee, okay. I'll just be in the corner then. *g*

[haruhiko.livejournal.com]

Baby batter. XD
Baby jam. XD
Man yogurt. XD
Boy butter. XD
Drizz. XD
MANJAM. XD
Snake vomit. O_o XD
POPULATION PORRIDGE. XD XD XD

*dead* XD

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

POPULATION PORRIDGE.

...oh, that's...perfect. :D

[obake.livejournal.com]

Tapioca Sprinkles?

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

Ewwwwwwwwww!

*dies with laughter*

[tacithydra.livejournal.com]

Ew. Oh, ew.

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

This particular character prides himself on being the foulest-mouthed smartass in Smartass School.

He's an absolute riot. :p

[tacithydra.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm certainly not going to compete with him for that title.

[kafkonia.livejournal.com]

That reminds me, I've been meaning to write a pr0n Christmas Carol with about Ebeneezer Splooge.

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

Um, why? :)

[kafkonia.livejournal.com]

It practically writes itself!

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

Dear Jamie:

That is not a reason.

Nolove,
Bear