Oh, I totally have you both beat. My current WiP's main character is a former child prostitute who grows up to be a dictator and has a lesbian interracial affair with a neighboring queen. Wal-Mart will love it. :p

You do, however, win against Amanda; her bi twenty-somethings are, yanno, pretty. Your book has freaks like me playing roles other than the Martyr or the Object of Pity, which I'm pretty sure is a no-no. (Also, I'm assuming there's sex. Shock!)

However, I will love it. Which is the important thing, right?

Right?