leahbobet ([personal profile] leahbobet) wrote2008-04-03 11:15 pm

Two Good, One Meh, One Bleh

GOOD!

"Kryptonian International Remembrance Day", which is the poem I wrote after the Virginia Tech shootings, is live in the second issue of Oddlands Magazine. I normally wouldn't give the context for a poem like that, but it's pretty obvious.

Also, "Furnace Room Lullaby" is scheduled for the May 2nd issue of Pseudopod. 'Ware!

MEH!

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So far this year...
#1 -- M. John Harrison, Nova Swing
#2 -- Barth Anderson, The Patron Saint of Plagues
#3 -- Stephen King, The Waste Lands
#4 -- Stephen King, Wizard and Glass
#5 -- Margaret Atwood, The Penelopiad
#6 -- Patricia McKillip, The Book of Atrix Wolfe
#7 -- Stephen King, Wolves of the Calla
#8 -- Stephen King, Song of Susannah
#9 -- Julia Alvarez, !Yo!
#10 -- Stephen King, The Dark Tower
#11 -- Melissa Marr, Ink Exchange
#12 -- Paul Melko, Singularity's Ring
#13 -- Sarah Prineas, The Magic Thief
#14 -- Sarah Monette, The Bone Key
#15 -- Marie Brennan, Midnight Never Come
#16 -- Michelle West, The Broken Crown
#17 -- Nick Sagan, Edenborn
#18 -- Karl Schroeder, Permanence

Not-#19 -- Joel Shepherd, Crossover

I got maybe a chapter into this last night and put it aside as a qualified Not For Me. Not because there was something therein that offended me, or made me sad, or was abominably terrible or mean, but...it's just slushy.

In 35 or so pages it manages to hit most of the major bases of stuck-in-slushpile writing, including a mirror scene, coyness with information, rampant word rep (the tic word is "attractive", up to four times in two sentences at one point), loose and scaffoldy writing, 25 pages worth of exposition and wandering around a setting not quite sure what to do (aka: stalling for time) before the plot even thinks about happening, two sex scenes, and that thing peculiar to male writers of female characters who are supposed to be highly sexual where...the character views herself as sexual but in a way a third-party male person would do it. I think this falls under a not-fully-developed ability to maintain and empathize with character PoV. However, it sort of comes across as the author wanting to do his character, but the words being fed through the character's brain and mouth.

That is creepy as shit, let me tell you.

Writers are hereby invited by me to stop it.

So...yes. Not-#19. It's just made of too much slush.

BLEH!

The paper doesn't have to be good, it just has to be handed in on time.
The paper doesn't have to be good, it just has to be handed in on time.
The paper doesn't have to be good, it just has to be handed in on time.
The paper doesn't have to be good, it just has to be handed in on time.
The paper doesn't have to be good, it just has to be handed in on time.
The paper doesn't have to be good, it just has to be--

[identity profile] sierralad.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Must... resist... cake... reference...

[identity profile] leahbobet.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
The paper, is alas, not a lie.

[identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You know where the "male writer writing a female perspective as very sexual as a male would see it" drives me crazy? Breasts. I have -- you will forgive me for saying this myself instead of politely waiting for someone else to notice -- nice tits. But most of the time I spend examining them closely is either in the context of monthly checks against breast cancer (ooh baby baby) or else making sure nothing is attempting to make an escape when I'm wearing a cleavagey shirt. Lately there's been a side order of "oh crap, did I fall hard enough against the armorie to bruise that" sort of thing. I do not spend a lot of quality time with my breasts because I spend all my time with my breasts. They showed up when I was 9. We've gotten pretty used to each other.

[identity profile] leahbobet.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Likewise, I do not spend my time staring into a mirror to ascertain the precise limpid quality of my eyes, or decide whether I am, in fact, very attractive four times in one paragraph. And do that twice in a chapter.

Ew.

[identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Because we already know we're just that hot, is why.

[identity profile] leahbobet.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Must be hell being our readers and never hearing a word about how hot we think we are.

[identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if they're astute readers, surely they will infer it.

[identity profile] wordswoman.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
>>The paper doesn't have to be good, it just has to be handed in on time.<<

LOL...I work at a college, and one of the students I've come to know & love best has often struggled with homework. One of my mantras to her is: "Think of yourself as the Pretty Good Homework Company. Your motto is, 'It doesn't have to be perfect, it just has to be done.'"

The other one is, "You're in a tunnel, not a cave."

[identity profile] leahbobet.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee!

*is now the Acceptable Homework Company*

Our motto will be: because getting a D actually requires reverse effort.

[identity profile] barb-krasnoff.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Back in the late 1980s, I helped run a BBS called The Women's BBS (although men participated as well). We got a steady stream of guys -- mostly adolescents -- who came on pretending they were women, and almost invariably they were immediately tagged as such, because they had that weird inability to see their "characters" from anything but a male perspective. ("Hi! My name's Christy, and I have really big breasts, and I really love it when a really big man puts it in me!")

They usually got laughed off the BBS in short order.

[identity profile] leahbobet.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, lord. *g*

I'm sure it was chalked up to the mysterious people-reading kung fu of Women, who are strange and unknowable. :p

[identity profile] wirewalking.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Either I'm being dense, or I'm looking into it too deeply, or both (likely both) .. but what's a mirror scene?

[identity profile] leahbobet.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It's when (usually early on) the character stares into a mirror as a narrative shortcut so the author can go down the physical description checklist for that character. Usually it's the second stop after someone's told "people don't really itemize their own physical description" in a critique, and then the author has them stare into a mirror, so they can have an excuse to itemize the character's physical description.

(The third step being: the author figures out that physical description of your protagonist in this blazon fashion is not, actually, required.)

Like many things that everybody does at an early point in their learning process, it's very, very hard to do meaningfully or well.

[identity profile] ginny-t.livejournal.com 2008-04-05 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Makes you wonder how they get published. *sigh*