Department of Bad Ideas Strikes Again:

The balance of this evening has been spent in:

1) Knitting my socks; and
2) Mainlining the first season of Slings and Arrows.

Results?

1) My socks now have heels and go up to the ankle and are in the home stretch;
2) Paul Gross is proof that this is in fact a loving universe;
3) And oh my God I miss doing theatre.*

I wonder if I can clone myself, bend time, and find myself a community company...

*Yes, folks, she used to do theatre. Had a killer Lady Capulet, too.