FroJesus Rides Again

[leahbobet]

Okay, so we were doing this:

hawkwing_lb (3:33:32 PM): "Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair, it is degrading to him?"
cristalia (3:33:42 PM): it does?
hawkwing_lb (3:33:47 PM): ancient writers. I am still croggled by them.
cristalia (3:34:03 PM): hee.
cristalia (3:34:06 PM): "damn hippies!"
hawkwing_lb (3:34:13 PM): according to one Saul of Tarsus, aka St Paul, it does :P
hawkwing_lb (3:34:47 PM): heh
cristalia (3:36:59 PM): Actually, that's really funny considering all those pictures of Jesus with the hippie hair.
hawkwing_lb (3:38:30 PM): It is a bit, isn't it.
stillsostrange (3:44:08 PM): I prefer Jesus with a fro, myself

cristalia (4:05:14 PM): My brain is wishing for a series of 1950s movies titled FroJesus versus the Space Aliens
cristalia (4:05:23 PM): Or FroJesus In Atlantis.
cristalia (4:05:25 PM): or somesuch.
hawkwing_lb (4:05:26 PM): hee
hawkwing_lb (4:05:48 PM): FroJesus and the incredible wedding party!
cristalia (4:06:02 PM): FroJesus and the Walking Dead!
hawkwing_lb(4:06:33 PM): FroJesus and the Riverside Preacher Man!

--and it occurred to us that this is clearly a CONTEST.

(Yes, we haven't done one of these in a while.)

Your task, ladies and gentlemen, is to provide for the amusement of the group the title of the top-grossing FroJesus film, as (probably) directed by Edward D. Wood, Jr., as well as, for bonus points, a brief synopsis or juicy autobiographical details about the cast.

Example solutions are as above. Contest runs 'til it's done!

As always, you compete for whuffie, the respect and admiration of your peers, and fabulous, fabulous internet prizes! Go forth!

Comments

[hawkwing-lb.livejournal.com]

FroJesus and the Thing From The Desert.

FroJesus and the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.

FroJesus and the Quest for Lost Fishermen.

(I can't help it: this is too much fun.)

[truepenny.livejournal.com]

FroJesus and the Purple Crayon

[delta-november.livejournal.com]

Delilah Beware: FroJesus is no Samson!

[newroticgirl.livejournal.com]

Revenge/Return of the Son of FroJesus?

FroJesus Meets the Three Stooges?

[hominysnark.livejournal.com]

FroJesus and The Shroud of Mystery!

FroJesus and his band of daring disciples must find a mysterious shroud hidden by a conclave of nefarious Neapolitan nuns, who intend to pull off a christly caper on an unsuspecting public. Will FroJesus and the gang find the shroud in time?!

[olletho.livejournal.com]

FroJesus is Shaft; or Mary Magdalen and the honey trap.

[desperance.livejournal.com]

We can haz Slavegirl of FroJesus? (In which there is almost certainly a bearskin rug. And all that that implies.)

But seriously, folks: has any of you ever read Beards: An Omnium Gatherum, by Reginald Reynolds?

[kmkibble75.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure anything made-up can beat Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/). (From IMDB.com: Most memorable are the scenes of Jesus using drum sticks and pool cues to kill vampires in a jazz club, and a daylight vampire battle in a park where real families can be seen picknicking and playing in the background.)

But how about "FroJesus vs. the Hippie Commune: Love the neighbor, my ass!" (And it would be an actual ass, since he rode those rather often.)

[moon-custafer.livejournal.com]

My favourite part is the kung-fu battle with a bunch of atheists, because (a) about 40 of them come out of the same car, clown-style, and (b) there's never any suggestion that they're working with the vampires (who they probably don't believe in, anyway) - so apparently they've just all been driving around in this one car, looking for God so they can pick a fight.

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

That is why I loved that movie. It was just so...giggly and random. *g*