I am not doing this meme; it would be too depressing for me.

However, I will stand in solidarity with you on the sinus issue! I, too, have had aborted alien fetuses come out my nose. Sometimes I have felt them slide ever...so...excruciatingly...slow...down...the...back...of...my...throat.

Gah, I'm gagging just thinking about it.

Simply Saline and my shiny-new humidifier have become my bestest friends.