Unscientific Data-Gathering

[leahbobet]

Okay. For a variety of reasons, mostly involving long-term relationships, I've not dated very much in the past seven years. It occurs to me I have no idea what's standard.

Of course, I am solving this via silly internet polling. :p

Life's more fun that way.

(Sorry, I know this poll is kinda heteronormative. If I could cash in for the shot that makes me like girls more, I would probably do so at this point out of sheer frustration, but it's not the dynamic I'm trying to figure out at present.)

[Poll #1101787]

Science thanks you.

Comments

[froggie-spawn.livejournal.com]

So do you still look as hot as you did when I last saw you?"

Totally ew. And also, I suppose from his perspective, honest in a funny way? And also, damn, I *am* hot, go me! Heh. I'm so conflicted. If I were clever enough in the moment, I suppose I would try to turn it around.

"Yup. And you? Because I have to say, if there hasn't been improvement, this conversation is over."


PS. (hee, in a now deleted sentence, I typed "jeteronormative" and briefly imagined marriage with jetpacks!)

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

heeeeeee.

I would like my marriage to be jeteronormative. I propose* that all people who feel the sanctity of marriage is being eroded should make with the rocket backpacks now.

*Demand.