So do you still look as hot as you did when I last saw you?"

Totally ew. And also, I suppose from his perspective, honest in a funny way? And also, damn, I *am* hot, go me! Heh. I'm so conflicted. If I were clever enough in the moment, I suppose I would try to turn it around.

"Yup. And you? Because I have to say, if there hasn't been improvement, this conversation is over."


PS. (hee, in a now deleted sentence, I typed "jeteronormative" and briefly imagined marriage with jetpacks!)